Guidelines for Living in Tony Abbott's Australia:

moni-d-93:

  • Don’t be poor
  • Don’t be a single parent
  • Don’t have a disability
  • Don’t be queer
  • Don’t be Indigenous
  • Don’t be on the minimum wage
  • Don’t have a family
  • Don’t go to school
  • Don’t be old
  • Don’t be sick
  • Don’t think too deeply, too loudly, or too often
  • Don’t ask questions

songofages:

jackwidowss:

itsajensenthing:

letgobreathein:

deathvoices:

jurassicjames:

Tony Abbott Questioned by Newtown High Students
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The fact that a group of year 9 students can blunder the countries PM is pretty telling.

Tony abbot from living under his own ears

Female Student: “Why are you so against legalizing gay marriage?”
Abbott: “I’m all for people having loving permanent relationships”
Female Student: “Becaise I have a lot of friends who are gay and it’s sad to think they can never get married just because they’re attracted to the same sex.”
Abbott: “I see where this is going. Can we have a blokes question?” 

"Why do you think following in Howard’s footsteps and turning back asylum seekers is a good idea?"
Abbott: “Do you know how many boat people drowned last year-“
"Too many!" 

Abbott: “I’ll allow one more question”
Student: “Do you know it’s a human right to seek aslyum in another county?”
Abbott: [laughs] “That’s the same question as before. Another question!”

Just wanna say all these students cheered their peers when they asked these questions, and Abbott had nothing to say. 

These kids were, what, 16? And yet I’d trust them running my country more than this dibshit. 

#actually year 9’s are 14 or 15#so even more of a point#he got fucking slayed by a bunch of 14 year olds

Let’s have a blokes question…LETS HAVE A FUCKING BLOKES QUESTION!? No matter how many times you say you aren’t sexist, it’s little gems like this that prove you are.

adventuresinlearning:








This is what I was in DC to support and these Senators just voted NO! They voted for the Rich instead of helping the next generation of home owners, car owners, employers, small businesses, and parents to be able to refinance their student loans. This type of actions will be felt for a long time. We must stand up and demand the passing of the Warren Bill. It is important to all current and future students… Don’t let their inaction be forgotten. Send a strong message!
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adventuresinlearning:

This is what I was in DC to support and these Senators just voted NO! They voted for the Rich instead of helping the next generation of home owners, car owners, employers, small businesses, and parents to be able to refinance their student loans. This type of actions will be felt for a long time. We must stand up and demand the passing of the Warren Bill. It is important to all current and future students… Don’t let their inaction be forgotten. Send a strong message!

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maswartz:

I honestly think people forget that the church and state are supposed to be separate. Give me one non-religious reason against same sex marriage. One non-religious reason against stem cell research. One non-religious reason against safe abortions. Go ahead.

best-of-funny:

mommyfett:

damonwells:

christine-chapels:

remember that time that george washington said “hey don’t split into political parties bc bad shit’s gonna happen if you do”

and then america did the thing

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I’m seriously laughing so hard I can’t breathe at that picture

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pepperjackturducken:


isaidfuckyouandyoureyebrows:


theselfishknitter:


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starslicer:


cravingmcnuggie:











Remember when Obama brought them home?





This post got so much better


Remember when Bush sent them to the war


Proof that some people have no idea what they’re talking about.
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wolverineseventeen:

pepperjackturducken:

isaidfuckyouandyoureyebrows:

theselfishknitter:

lastnightsmusings:

starslicer:

Remember when Obama brought them home?

This post got so much better

Remember when Bush sent them to the war

Proof that some people have no idea what they’re talking about.

(Source: dieselsanddaisydukes)

okng:

Don’t you love how his failed attempt to hold back his smile at the end translates into “Well played.”

(Source: jamesbadgedale)

The US budget is like a 1st grader playing Oregon Trail. Spend all the money on ammunition so you can shoot at stuff, then wonder why your wagon is falling apart and everyone is dying of dysentery.

Malhavoc430 // Reddit (via mattchew03)

That’s it. That’s the whole government.

(via elizabitchez)

Here are the 18 senators, all Republicans, who voted against the final deal to end the shutdown and avert a debt default.

Republican Sens. Tom Coburn (Okla.), John Cornyn (Texas), Mike Crapo (Idaho), Ted Cruz (Texas), Mike Enzi (Wyo.), Chuck Grassley (Iowa), Dean Heller (Nev.), Ron Johnson (Wis.), Mike Lee (Utah), Rand Paul (Ky.), Pat Roberts (Kansas), Jim Risch (Idaho), Marco Rubio (Fla.), Tim Scott (S.C.), Jeff Sessions (Ala.), Richard Shelby (Ala.), Pat Toomey (Pa.), David Vitter (La.).

— Jennifer Bendery

Senate Republicans Who Voted Against The Deal (via thepoliticalfreakshow)

I will reblog this everyday until midterm elections come around, if that’s what it takes, so help me god.

(via note-a-bear)

fuck these men

they sure as hell fucked us

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(Source: thepoliticalfreakshow)