cheking to see if anyone is laughing after making a joke
[pours water into bottle cap and drinks it] sophistication
favorite mass effect relationships » Female Shepard/Garrus romance"Not sure if Turian heaven is the same as yours, but if this thing goes sideways and we both end up there…meet me at the bar. I’m buying."
"We’re a team, Garrus. There’s no Shepard without Vakarian, so you better remember to duck."
*looks in a mirror* you again
last night i found the most perfect christmas card of all time
i bought it, but i am keeping it for myself.
He’s checkin it thrice….
He’s gonna find out if you’re naughty or nice.