OH MY GOSH WHAT A LITTLE CUTIE

MY HEART Is GOING ALL DOKI-DOKI AND SHIT

I WILL BLOCK ALL OF THE ‘heymikey’ ASKS IF IT IS THE LAST THING I DO.

*SCREAMS*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*takes a breath*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PINOCCHIO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WOW EMMA

LOOK WHAT YOU DID

YOU BASICALLY JUST KILLED YOUR SON BECAUSE YOU COULDN’T BELIEVE WHAT WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU

GOOD JOB

GOOD JOB

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biptches:

poesys:

I usually hate street performers.

Unless they’re good.

Like this guy. 

oh my god

i almost started crying because

wow

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benetherington:

Watch this. About halfway through I swear you’ll gasp. So freaking awesome.

OH MY GAH.
THEY’RE MAKING A REMAKE OF 47 RONIN.
AND GUESS WHO’S THE MAIN STAR??
NO REALLY, GUESS.

GIVE UP??
IT’S. FUCKING. KEANU. REEVES.
HELL IS FUCKING FREEZING OVER.
HERE, READ ABOUT HIS FUCKING CHARACTER, FROM WIKIPEDIA:

"Keanu Reeves as Kai, an outcast who joins the group of Samurai. Reeves’s character is half-Japanese and half-British; the character was created for the film"

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!? NO, PLEASE UNIVERSAL PICTURES, PLEASE RUIN ANOTHER AMAZING STORY. GO AHEAD AND PUT MR. MONOTONOUS IN THE FUCKING LEAD ROLE OF A CHARACTER WHO NEVER EXISTED IN THE ORIGINAL STORY SO THAT HE CAN BE A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE.

THIS IS THE FUCKING END OF THE WORLD, MAN. HUMANITY HAS PULLED THE FINAL STRAW. WE’RE ALL FUCKING SCREWED.